Today I went to work

"The most compelling dilemmas often combine the choice of irreconcilable goods with the lesser of two evils." --Robert McKee, "Story"


Izzy here.

Yeah, I'm a dog.

Wanna make something of it?

Grrrrr.

Today was take your dog to work day at my person's office.

I'd much rather stay home and pee on the kitchen floor. But my person says, "No way, Izzy. You're going to work. And that's that."

She says, "Get in the car, Izzy."

So I get in the car and sit in the back seat. Because that is where special dogs sit so they don't get smashed by the side airbag in the front seat. I am wearing my favorite magic shirt. It is magic because everytime I wear it, something nice happens.

We drive to the parking lot of a big office building. And my person parks the car.







This is the view from inside the office where my person sits.

"Where are the trees? Where are the blue jays? Where are the hills and dales? That is what I want to know.








This is a picture of my person hard at work.

She works so fast I could only snap the top of her head.

Too bad, because my person is very pretty.












This is a picture of the conference room where my person works.

My person says, "Keep out of there, Izzy. I don't want you in that room!"

I have no idea why.






This is a picture of the kitchen where my person works.

I like the kitchen floor. As a matter of fact, I think I like that kitchen floor very very very much.












This is a picture of me. It's the end of the day. And it's time to go home.

Thank goodness. Because I am very very very tired.

This is me in my magic shirt.

When I wear this shirt, magical things happen.





This is a picture of me hard at work.

Note I'm not wearing my magic shirt. That's because I peed on it. In the kitchen. Accidentally, of course.

See what I mean?


Paws for peace,

Izzy

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