Today I went to work
"The most compelling dilemmas often combine the choice of irreconcilable goods with the lesser of two evils." --Robert McKee, "Story" Izzy here. Yeah, I'm a dog. Wanna make something of it? Grrrrr. Today was take your dog to work day at my person's office. I'd much rather stay home and pee on the kitchen floor. But my person says, "No way, Izzy. You're going to work. And that's that." She says, "Get in the car, Izzy." So I get in the car and sit in the back seat. Because that is where special dogs sit so they don't get smashed by the side airbag in the front seat. I am wearing my favorite magic shirt. It is magic because everytime I wear it, something nice happens. We drive to the parking lot of a big office building. And my person parks the car. This is the view from inside the office where my person sits. "Where are the trees? Where are the blue jays? Where are the hills and dales? That is what I want to know. This