Izzy here...

Izzy here.

Yeah. I'm a dog.

Grrrrr!

Wanna make something of it?

It's been awhile. Yeah. I know.

Here's 10 top excuses why I didn't post nothing.

10. My person redecorated her home office and she disconnected the computer.

9. I caught a cold. In my nose. And I needed rest, tender loving care and cheese with my whine.

8. My computer crashed. That's a yupper. Like a speeding locomotive into a brick wall. KABOOM!

7. I didn't get no comments. And I worried nobody loves me.

6. My paws swelled up from all that walking my person makes me do. They swelled so big, I couldn't type. Paw swear!

5. It rained. And it thunder and lightninged. I hate thunder and lightning. So I hid under the bed.

4. Fireworks. Ditto that hate thing. So I hid under the bed.

3. I got a bellyache. Must have been from all that cheese I ate with my whine. So I crawled under the bed and threw up under there.

2. I took a hike.

1. I didn't want to get out of my new bed!

Paws for peace.

Izzy